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Drudge sirens in subject with NAME PLEASE RESPOND highlight...
twins
  06/13/16
Post ex of #3 thx
acr the poaster
  06/13/16
"can u find exs? S11 only no dct."
twins
  06/13/16
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TIS THE SEASON TO TRICK THE GOYIM
  06/13/16
lol What is "dct"?
acr the poaster
  06/13/16
district court
Kid Rock
  06/13/16
Tx
acr the poaster
  06/13/16
District Court.
twins
  06/13/16
Th
acr the poaster
  06/13/16
rejecting a meeting time bc it's too early in the morning w/...
TIS THE SEASON TO TRICK THE GOYIM
  06/13/16
...
acr the poaster
  06/13/16
Nice. Consider just doing "Let's do 11 thks."
twins
  06/13/16
...
acr the poaster
  06/13/16
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TIS THE SEASON TO TRICK THE GOYIM
  06/13/16
lol. I am trying to ptu the drudge siren into my email now t...
Kid Rock
  06/13/16
/*\NAME-PLSRESPOND/*\
twins
  06/13/16
but I want them in big red sirens.
Kid Rock
  06/13/16
I've never done that bc my email style is based on showing p...
twins
  06/13/16
Plz respond
twins
  06/13/16
If someone doesn't respond to your email in a day, re-forwar...
Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts
  06/13/16
I'm bros with my boss so if someone did that to me I'd be li...
meta physic
  06/13/16
cr but i've had a job where if you did what i suggested abov...
Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts
  06/13/16
some cuck did that to me by cc'ing my boss, and actually ask...
.;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,
  06/13/16
If someone is being a bitch I deescalate the greeting. E....
meta physic
  06/13/16
yeah i do this too. i also stop using polite terms & com...
Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts
  06/13/16
Cr is the only way to be a dick while maintaining deniabilit...
meta physic
  06/13/16
"because there's no point."
twins
  06/13/16
you dont need a greeting in a response anyway
JFC
  06/13/16
(boomer douche)
JFC
  06/13/16
nothing exciting, but if partners do the all caps thing I re...
"Cool Kid" with stable of alts
  06/13/16
enjoy nobreakfast
JFC
  06/13/16
fingers crossed. being partner would be terrible.
"Cool Kid" with stable of alts
  06/13/16
this is passive aggressive as fuck and they're going to eith...
Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts
  06/13/16
it is passive aggressive. but then, so is sending an all cap...
"Cool Kid" with stable of alts
  06/13/16
(Things that never happened)
.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  06/13/16
i've only done it twice.
"Cool Kid" with stable of alts
  06/13/16
very rarely close with 'regards' 'best wishes' 'cheers' or o...
JFC
  06/13/16
I do close with these things but only so when they annoy me ...
.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  06/13/16
Please remove me from this email chain
Relapse offender
  06/13/16
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CorporateWarrior With Attitude (CWA)
  06/13/16
A bunch of partners at a V5 somehow got involved in a firm-w...
....,.,.,.,.,..,,,,.,.,.,.
  06/13/16
Associate works for 3 days on memo. Then you just ignore his...
.........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.
  06/13/16
"Case settled yesterday. Pls prep ntc of settlement.&qu...
CorporateWarrior With Attitude (CWA)
  06/13/16
Ignore whatever question is asked and respond with your own ...
CorporateWarrior With Attitude (CWA)
  06/13/16
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twins
  06/13/16
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acr the poaster
  06/13/16
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twins
  10/12/17
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twins
  12/11/17


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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:10 PM
Author: twins

Drudge sirens in subject with NAME PLEASE RESPOND

highlight name of person in body text

Make email super short to the point of being incomprehensible

Fwd long chain to underling with "please handle"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693096)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: acr the poaster

Post ex of #3 thx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693112)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: twins

"can u find exs? S11 only no dct."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693128)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: TIS THE SEASON TO TRICK THE GOYIM (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693141)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: acr the poaster

lol

What is "dct"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693175)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: Kid Rock

district court

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693192)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: acr the poaster

Tx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693204)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: twins

District Court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693197)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: acr the poaster

Th

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693207)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:14 PM
Author: TIS THE SEASON TO TRICK THE GOYIM (*)

rejecting a meeting time bc it's too early in the morning w/o making up an excuse, e.g., "9am doesn't work for me. Let's do the call at 11am. Thanks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693158)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: acr the poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693178)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: twins

Nice. Consider just doing "Let's do 11 thks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693187)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:16 PM
Author: acr the poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693191)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:19 PM
Author: TIS THE SEASON TO TRICK THE GOYIM (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693233)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:17 PM
Author: Kid Rock

lol. I am trying to ptu the drudge siren into my email now to send it. how do I put it in there. lol that is funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693206)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:18 PM
Author: twins

/*\NAME-PLSRESPOND/*\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693223)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Kid Rock

but I want them in big red sirens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693239)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: twins

I've never done that bc my email style is based on showing people I'm too busy to spend time on anything, but you could just embed the gif.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693257)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: twins

Plz respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693707)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:12 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts

If someone doesn't respond to your email in a day, re-forward the same email to them with the message "Did you see my email from yesterday?," and cc as many important people as you can. actually that's a dick move, don't do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693757)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:14 PM
Author: meta physic

I'm bros with my boss so if someone did that to me I'd be like "can you believe this cunt?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693777)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts

cr but i've had a job where if you did what i suggested above, the psycho boss would walk down to the person's office and say "why didn't you respond to this person's email? do you have too much work right now?"

...she'd also say it loudly enough that all the surrounding offices could hear it. thank god i got the fuck out of that job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693804)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM
Author: .;:..;:;.:.;.,,,.,.:,.;;,;;;..;,


some cuck did that to me by cc'ing my boss, and actually asking my boss to respond in lieu of my response. I'm bros with my boss, who just replied that I would take care of it when I have time and I support his decision. lol at the cuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693789)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:13 PM
Author: meta physic

If someone is being a bitch I deescalate the greeting.

E.g.someone starts with:

Hi Mig, please tell me x bitch bitch bitch...

I'll respond with no greeting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693768)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts

yeah i do this too. i also stop using polite terms & commendations (e.g. please, thanks, thanks so much, good work) and just write as succinctly as possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693782)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM
Author: meta physic

Cr is the only way to be a dick while maintaining deniability

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693790)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:26 PM
Author: twins

"because there's no point."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693887)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: JFC

you dont need a greeting in a response anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693783)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: JFC

(boomer douche)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693781)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM
Author: "Cool Kid" with stable of alts

nothing exciting, but if partners do the all caps thing I respond in all caps too.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693788)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:16 PM
Author: JFC

enjoy nobreakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693791)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM
Author: "Cool Kid" with stable of alts

fingers crossed. being partner would be terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693903)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:20 PM
Author: Sarah Hyland's silent but deadly ricotta farts

this is passive aggressive as fuck and they're going to either a) show you the door soon, or b) if you have indispensable skills and they can't afford to get rid of you, they'll make you an of counsel and treat you like pure shit.

option b) happened to a maladjusted friend of mine who would yell back at partners when they yelled at him. he's a depressed unemployed alcoholic now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693819)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: "Cool Kid" with stable of alts

it is passive aggressive. but then, so is sending an all caps email.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693911)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:21 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.


(Things that never happened)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693824)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:28 PM
Author: "Cool Kid" with stable of alts

i've only done it twice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693913)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: JFC

very rarely close with 'regards' 'best wishes' 'cheers' or other such nonsense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693795)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.


I do close with these things but only so when they annoy me I can change my writing style and remove them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693834)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:22 PM
Author: Relapse offender

Please remove me from this email chain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693836)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:25 PM
Author: CorporateWarrior With Attitude (CWA)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693877)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: ....,.,.,.,.,..,,,,.,.,.,.


A bunch of partners at a V5 somehow got involved in a firm-wide email "reply all" of inside jokes, back handed compliments and general douchebaggery. It was so ridiculously obnoxious. A 40 year old back office lady dropped the "please remove me from this distribution list" email and it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen in this sad, depraved profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30694085)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM
Author: .........,,.,.,.,.,,,,,,.,.,.,.,.,.


Associate works for 3 days on memo. Then you just ignore his memo and never respond or mention it again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693895)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:29 PM
Author: CorporateWarrior With Attitude (CWA)

"Case settled yesterday. Pls prep ntc of settlement."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693922)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:27 PM
Author: CorporateWarrior With Attitude (CWA)

Ignore whatever question is asked and respond with your own question. Example:

Q: "Can we please have a call on this tomorrow? I think we need to resolve issue X."

A: "What are your thoughts on issue Y?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693904)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: twins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693936)



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Date: June 13th, 2016 6:31 PM
Author: acr the poaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#30693950)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: twins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#34425901)



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Date: December 11th, 2017 11:11 AM
Author: twins



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3253324&forum_id=2#34889476)