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PDDJ Wedding P&L Statement

PROFITS 2000 - cash/equivalents (not counting immediate f...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
insane that a "rabbi" makes more than a profession...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  02/20/18
guitarist only played during the ceremony and the cocktail h...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
what does the rabbi even do at a wedding? does he pretend to...
Pumonymous
  02/20/18
he said the blessings, read the ketubah, said some more bles...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
You are being very cr ITT. *95IQ white woman with giant u...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
a wonderful prelude to a bitter divorce 3 yrs later
West White
  02/20/18
? we've got the puppydood season, the move to are country se...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
180 i was referring to retard vows
West White
  02/20/18
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
180 the traditional jewish wedding ceremony is so un-shit...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Pls. amend with tax consequences. Thank.
Just wants a hug.
  02/20/18
0 - tax on points/miles windfall using my CC and getting rei...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
(((they))) raped you
West White
  02/20/18
*pddj's parents
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
ljl
West White
  02/20/18
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HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/20/18
Your “friends” only gave you $2000 in cash? I knew you were ...
.,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.
  02/20/18
who said i have friends and got even $1 from them?
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
LMFAO lol kikes Why wouldn’t you include cash from immedi...
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  02/20/18
my parents wrote us a huge check and that will distort the n...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Your folks are worth 8 figs?
John Jacob Jingleheimerdood
  02/20/18
fuck no.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
(fake jew)
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  02/20/18
:(
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
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West White
  02/20/18
jfc - voluntary rape
JFC
  02/20/18
guess my invitation got lost in the mail...
bloodacre
  02/20/18
we could have used you. kosher caterer had so much 180 food.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
jfc you only took in 3800 in gross income? holy shit
Baron Mark von Ironside
  02/20/18
CRRRRR
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  02/20/18
...
HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/20/18
even less. FMV of a target gift card is like 85 cents on the...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
return those items and give away the gift cards as necessary...
HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/20/18
we did return everything and we have the gift cards. we d...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
180
HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/20/18
it was a fucking nightmare to return all this registry garba...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
...
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  02/20/18
Break down the total attendees - how many showed up, how man...
taco taco
  02/20/18
59 rsvp's 59 attendees (no no-shows) 4 prole goy relat...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Not married but isn't approx. $64 per RSVP woefully low? How...
taco taco
  02/20/18
yes, it's a pathetic average. it's even lower when you divid...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
envelope with rubber banded 100's. no card.
MoreDoughHi
  02/20/18
Jesus, this is awful. Any expectation of post-wedding gifts ...
taco taco
  02/20/18
no, it's been long enough after that any further gifts are u...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
180 for you and pddj each. what's his moniker?
Metal Up Your Ass
  02/20/18
rofl, we did get like 3-4 checks for $180!
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
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Judas Jones
  02/20/18
Was PDDJ in agreement with that "good thinking" ev...
HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/20/18
omg, the morning after the wedding, we went over to pddj's p...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
lol
HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/20/18
You're 100% in the right here, though. It just highlights h...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
180 rant i should have married an azngirl for the red env...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
It's just thoughtless. It is worse than nothing because it ...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
exactly. i'll try to start shit at pddj's sister's wedding w...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
180 to the people who got them glassware. DBG deserves worse...
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  02/20/18
(totally level-headed white guy who gets laid on the reg)
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
how many of your friends showed up?
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  02/20/18
0
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
who was your best man? groomsmen?
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  02/20/18
brother. no groomsmen. groomsmen/bridesmaids are prole and t...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
how much shit did her shrew friends talk about not being nam...
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  02/20/18
she doesnt have any shrew friends. her friends are cheery ha...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
ok well how much shit did they talk
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  02/20/18
none. they loved the 180 and plentiful food (prob never seen...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
classic jewish diversionary tactic
Maori woman performing defiant haka
  02/20/18
they didnt mention it at all.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
This is rich. You—a trashy prole who spent zilch on his wedd...
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  02/20/18
(odd queer nowag)
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Sorry fag, straight honkey.
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  02/20/18
So you had 2 people and she had 57 or are you counting the r...
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  02/20/18
i had my immediate family. the rest was her friends/family. ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
So 2 people?
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  02/20/18
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Your brother came!? Congrats!
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  02/20/18
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
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ESL TM..,..;;.
  02/20/18
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  02/20/18
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HoldUpHoldUpWhat
  02/21/18
describe the friends she turned out.
MoreDoughHi
  02/20/18
i jerked off wearing the panties of one of them -- and poast...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
i need to marry something like that for a couple years. h...
MoreDoughHi
  02/20/18
non-issue. this high maint jap would 100% abort.
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
but she'd blackmail first. and wwhat kind of sharmutas ar...
MoreDoughHi
  02/20/18
"0 - pddj's shoes, earrings, hair pin returned to nords...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  02/20/18
Lol, I had that copied to paste and comment on but then got ...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
*** SPONSORED POAST *** ljl at you shilling for GC. weddi...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
I applaud your (and really her) lack of sentimentality re: t...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
sentimentality was me trying to clean the mud off the white ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Nah, not into dirty feet at all.
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
should we sell the dress?
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
I'd keep it if it's the one thing you have from it. We have...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
small chance your future son / SOL will want to wear it. you...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
lol, fair. I'm almost certain that she didn't pay anythin...
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
ironside can probably MFE here, but as i understand it, the ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Maybe if you found a petite Jewess with classy As she could'...
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  02/20/18
This is below the belt. :)
Jim_Kelly
  02/20/18
they will be when PDDJ hits 45 or so
Sotomayor McCheese
  02/20/18
180
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  02/21/18
...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/21/18
wedding dresses are never returnable, anywhere. we looked. t...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
https://www.amazon.com/Kiyonna-Womens-Aurora-Wedding-Dress/d...
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  02/20/18
ljl i didnt marry a plus sized negress
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
I don't think white was really called for...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  02/20/18
...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
...
ESL TM..,..;;.
  02/20/18
Only $2,000 in cash other than immediate family? Holy shit. ...
Martin Prince
  02/20/18
prole goyim -- see here for more info http://www.xoxohth.com...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
Crazy party spending $11.50 per head for booze. Sounds like ...
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  02/20/18
we bought $2600 of booze. we returned the rest of it. did...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
What gifts are you guys giving for PDDJ’s sis wedding?
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  02/20/18
not sure yet. they gave us $200. probably the same amount. t...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
$600 for alterations? WTF lol @ $200 veil
Get Thee To The Rapery
  02/20/18
the alterations are complete flame. i think the dress place ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
lol @ using the dress shop for alterations. Find a private s...
Get Thee To The Rapery
  02/20/18
the advantage of using the shop is that if they fuck it up, ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  02/20/18
180
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  02/21/18
UPDATE: we've already given back $300 of our gifts in gifts ...
Naomi Bat Osaka
  03/13/18
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Naomi Bat Osaka
  04/03/18
Why are you self bumping this
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  04/03/18


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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:18 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

PROFITS

2000 - cash/equivalents (not counting immediate family $)

1800 - target gift cards from returning registry garbage

100 - successful dispute of wedding venue's kickback on alcohol (didnt return to pddj's parents)

***

LOSSES

4000 - venue (including chairs, "kickback" for catering)

500 - linens

8000 - kosher caterer

700 - self-purchased top-shelf alcohol (xo choice)

500 - bartender, ice, plastic champagne flutes/cups

3500 - photographer

800 - dj & uplighting

500 - guitarist (ceremony and cocktail hour)

1000 - flowers

1000 - dress

200 - veil

600 - dress alterations

0 - pddj's shoes, earrings, hair pin returned to nordstrom

500 - airbnb in are country for wedding

1000 - flights to are country

700 - judaica (kippahs, benschers, tallit)

500 - miscellaneous garbage for reception (party favors, stupid signs, etc.)

1000 - invitations, postage, thank-you cards

100 - ketubah w personalization

600 - rabbi fee

300 - chuppah purchase

200 - build & transport chuppah

800 - hair & makeup for pddj, mom, sister, grandma

1000 - welcome party w unlimited food & drink

(28,000 TOTAL)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447008)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:20 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

insane that a "rabbi" makes more than a professional guitarist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447021)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:22 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

guitarist only played during the ceremony and the cocktail hour. we had a dj for the reception.

rabbi was there for the whole ceremony and reception. plus he met with us once a month on skype as prep. so overall he put in more hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447032)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Pumonymous

what does the rabbi even do at a wedding? does he pretend to be a real priest and officiate? i thought the rabbi's role came later, when you guys have a kid, chop off a piece of its genitals, and get the rabbi to give the baby its first blowjob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447495)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

he said the blessings, read the ketubah, said some more blessings.

a jewish wedding ceremony is very short. probably 10-15 minutes under the chuppah. pddj didnt say anything, all i said was that i declared that pddj was bound to me under the laws of moses. ljl at prole goy weddings and their tacky "vows"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447520)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

You are being very cr ITT.

*95IQ white woman with giant upper arms 4 shades more tan than is natural slobbering through her heartfelt vows stolen from Pintrest in front of 250 of her closest friends*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447560)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: West White (+)

a wonderful prelude to a bitter divorce 3 yrs later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447571)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:41 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

? we've got the puppydood season, the move to are country season, the pregnancy season, the childbirth season, etc. the divorce season isnt gonna be released for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447585)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: West White (+)

180

i was referring to retard vows

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447588)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447595)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:40 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

180

the traditional jewish wedding ceremony is so un-shitlib, it's 180. the guy unilaterally declares that he's taking this woman as his bride by giving her gold ("You are hereby betrothed unto me with this ring in accordance with the laws of Moses and Israel."). she doesn't even say "i do"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447580)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:21 PM
Author: Just wants a hug.

Pls. amend with tax consequences. Thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447029)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:23 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

0 - tax on points/miles windfall using my CC and getting reimbursed by pddj's dad

0 - gift tax since prole goy relatives are cheap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447037)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:25 PM
Author: West White (+)

(((they))) raped you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447050)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

*pddj's parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447060)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: West White (+)

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447063)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447108)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:27 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


Your “friends” only gave you $2000 in cash? I knew you were a weird pariah but I thought the stuff about literally no friends coming for you was flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447070)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:28 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

who said i have friends and got even $1 from them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447079)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


LMFAO lol kikes

Why wouldn’t you include cash from immediate family? Why is that not on a P&L

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447106)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:36 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

my parents wrote us a huge check and that will distort the numbers bigly. plus, that's not really a wedding present; it's more inheritance tax evasion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447122)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: John Jacob Jingleheimerdood

Your folks are worth 8 figs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447237)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

fuck no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447275)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;


(fake jew)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448526)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448580)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: West White (+)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447112)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: JFC

jfc - voluntary rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447083)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:32 PM
Author: bloodacre (bloodacre)

guess my invitation got lost in the mail...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447097)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

we could have used you. kosher caterer had so much 180 food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447102)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Baron Mark von Ironside

jfc you only took in 3800 in gross income? holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447105)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


CRRRRR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447110)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:34 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447115)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

even less. FMV of a target gift card is like 85 cents on the dollar, plus it will sit on the books for years as we spend it slowly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447121)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat

return those items and give away the gift cards as necessary at social engagements?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447144)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:40 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

we did return everything and we have the gift cards.

we dont have friends so it will take forever to give target gift cards as gifts in the future

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447160)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:45 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447197)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

it was a fucking nightmare to return all this registry garbage at target. to do a registry return by mail for a gift card to us (not the purchaser), each time we would call target to do a batch of returns, it would take a fucking hour for them to figure out how to do that.

these moron agents would always tell me that it would be easier if i just go into the store. um no, it would be easier for you, but not for me, why dont you learn how to do your job properly, moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447229)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448588)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: taco taco

Break down the total attendees - how many showed up, how many were invited, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447186)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

59 rsvp's

59 attendees (no no-shows)

4 prole goy relatives walked out before dinner

~100-110 invited

we expected 50-55. pddj turned out her friends at a near 100% rate, including out-of-towners. people like her, i guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447210)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:51 PM
Author: taco taco

Not married but isn't approx. $64 per RSVP woefully low? How many have actually given gifts so far?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447225)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:55 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

yes, it's a pathetic average. it's even lower when you divide it by attendees + non-attendees who gave gifts.

actually, some of the more generous gifts came from people who didnt even attend.

a couple prole goyim literally bought non-registry garbage that is unreturnable anywhere. we googled it and it was like $15 at some shithole like kohls. one even got us glassware. good thinking, getting glassware to someone who has to take shit on a plane back to MFH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447256)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:56 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

envelope with rubber banded 100's. no card.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447267)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: taco taco

Jesus, this is awful. Any expectation of post-wedding gifts from folks, whether attendees or non-attendees?

What was the most you got from a non-immediate family member?

How much did you actually expect from the attendees?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447277)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

no, it's been long enough after that any further gifts are unlikely

highest non-immed fam = $360 from my dad's buddy

i didn't really expect anything in particular. i was surprised at some of the people who didnt attend who were generous buying expensive registry purchases at target, but then the FMV of the target gift cards is far less, so it's annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447298)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:42 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

180 for you and pddj each.

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447590)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:46 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

rofl, we did get like 3-4 checks for $180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447618)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447912)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat

Was PDDJ in agreement with that "good thinking" evaluation when it was discussed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447283)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

omg, the morning after the wedding, we went over to pddj's parents house to go thru the gifts -- open envelopes, figure out what we were gonna bring back, etc.

i went on an xo-style screed about the glassware and how retarded it was. pddj's mom got maf and told me that i need to be grateful for any gift and it's rude. i told her that sort of gift is literally worse than nothing. she got maf again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447318)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447325)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

You're 100% in the right here, though. It just highlights how these people don't think or don't care enough to think, and don't have any experience themselves living anywhere they can't drive their SUV to. We left this kind of shit at my parents' house. My mom wanted to send it to us, but we were living in a 2BR apartment at the time and what were we going to do with all of these boxes of stuff we didn't ask for and didn't want? Yep, just go off-registry and bring a giant fucking salad spinner to the reception for 2 people in their 30s who live in an apartment across the country.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447351)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

180 rant

i should have married an azngirl for the red enveropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447375)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

It's just thoughtless. It is worse than nothing because it shows even less thought.

The red envelopes start going in the other direction now that we're married, though. We have to give her parents cash for Chinese New Year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447391)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:14 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

exactly. i'll try to start shit at pddj's sister's wedding weekend and bring this up and make this point. it's literally rude and inconsiderate. we wasted more on the stamp to send them a thank you card than their shit is worth to us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447404)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447423)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:10 PM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


180 to the people who got them glassware. DBG deserves worse than nothing in terms of gifts. And life!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447779)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 7:11 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

(totally level-headed white guy who gets laid on the reg)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447781)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:52 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

how many of your friends showed up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447234)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447280)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

who was your best man? groomsmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447428)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

brother. no groomsmen. groomsmen/bridesmaids are prole and tacky in this day and age. pddj's sister was MOH, my brother was BM. keep it simple. fuck these shrews having 12 bridesmaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447450)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

how much shit did her shrew friends talk about not being named bridesmaids because you couldn't get together a corresponding number of groomsmen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447468)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

she doesnt have any shrew friends. her friends are cheery happy shiksas from are country and/or stem dorks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447483)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:25 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

ok well how much shit did they talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447494)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

none. they loved the 180 and plentiful food (prob never seen anything like that, these goyim) and top shelf open bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447526)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:50 PM
Author: Maori woman performing defiant haka

classic jewish diversionary tactic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447640)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:54 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

they didnt mention it at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447664)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


This is rich. You—a trashy prole who spent zilch on his wedding and who had no friends come—talking shit about groomsmen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448077)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

(odd queer nowag)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448091)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:05 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Sorry fag, straight honkey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448102)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:53 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


So you had 2 people and she had 57 or are you counting the rabbi as your invitee too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447244)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

i had my immediate family. the rest was her friends/family. and the rabbi i guess is mutual.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447284)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


So 2 people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447327)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447332)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


Your brother came!? Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447343)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447345)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447463)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:15 PM
Author: .,.,,.;;...;;.;;;.;.;.....;.;;;;.....;




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448608)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:01 AM
Author: HoldUpHoldUpWhat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35450373)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:54 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

describe the friends she turned out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447250)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:57 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

i jerked off wearing the panties of one of them -- and poasted pics of it, if you recall.

her birthright bff. classy As, 5'4, 100 lbs, no hips, boy body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447274)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:01 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

i need to marry something like that for a couple years.

honestly, how many thoughts did you have wondering if it'd seep in and get her pregnant and how you'd explain that. i mean you'd lie and tell everyone you fucked her, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447308)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:03 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

non-issue. this high maint jap would 100% abort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447328)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: MoreDoughHi

but she'd blackmail first.

and wwhat kind of sharmutas are you guys friends with? not jewish ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447336)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

"0 - pddj's shoes, earrings, hair pin returned to nordstrom"

No one called this out???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447352)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Lol, I had that copied to paste and comment on but then got pissed off about my own wedding presents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447367)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:12 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

*** SPONSORED POAST ***

ljl at you shilling for GC. wedding high heels are like $400. easily 3x as much as regular heels of the same brand. to wear once. might as well fuck GC if you can.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447392)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

I applaud your (and really her) lack of sentimentality re: this stuff. My wife's wedding shoes are in a box in her closet that I'm sure hasn't been opened since. They're hot pink and not white, but still are unlikely to ever be worn again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447413)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:19 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

sentimentality was me trying to clean the mud off the white heel after we got back to mfh, and then saying "ah, fuck it, just throw it in the box, it's nordstrom, they'll take it back anyway"

we still have her dress. i dunno wtf to do with it. wonder if we should sell it.

shocked you dont make her put them on and lick her feet wearing them.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447441)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

Nah, not into dirty feet at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447492)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:35 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

should we sell the dress?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447557)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:37 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

I'd keep it if it's the one thing you have from it. We have wife's. Got it cleaned and put into a bag and box. Small chance that daughter or DIL will want to wear it sometime, I guess is the thinking (although maybe just sentimentality).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447566)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

small chance your future son / SOL will want to wear it. you do live in SFBA.

did you do that stupid thing where you paid $1000 to "preserve" it, whatever the fuck they do?

seems like a horrible ROI to pay $1000 to preserve something that was $1000 in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447592)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

lol, fair.

I'm almost certain that she didn't pay anything close to that for whatever they did. It's in a plastic bag in a big box. We're in SFBA and there are moths and termites, so who knows what it will look like in 30 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447626)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:49 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

ironside can probably MFE here, but as i understand it, the only way to preserve it long term so it doesnt get yellow and discolored is to somehow mummify it or something and shrews pay $1000 for this.

again im no MFE, but if she didnt pay anything close to that, i assume it will turn yellow. on the upside, it will match her!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447634)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:15 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


Maybe if you found a petite Jewess with classy As she could've worn something off the rack and you could have saved $1,600. Something to consider!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447415)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:16 PM
Author: Jim_Kelly

This is below the belt. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447424)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:43 PM
Author: Sotomayor McCheese

they will be when PDDJ hits 45 or so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447596)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: .,.,.,..,..,.,..:,,:,..,,.;:,,..,:,.;.:..:.,:,::,.


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35450427)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:18 AM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35450429)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

wedding dresses are never returnable, anywhere. we looked. trust me, we looked.

her dress was OTR. you think she got a custom dress for $1000?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447432)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: .,..,.,.,.,..,....,..,.....


https://www.amazon.com/Kiyonna-Womens-Aurora-Wedding-Dress/dp/B00D8GXLMM/ref=sr_1_7?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1519168826&sr=1-7&nodeID=1045024&psd=1&keywords=wedding%2Bdress&refinements=p_36%3A2661616011&th=1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447454)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:22 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

ljl i didnt marry a plus sized negress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447472)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:23 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.

I don't think white was really called for...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447481)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:24 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447486)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:20 PM
Author: ESL TM..,..;;.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447448)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:45 PM
Author: Martin Prince (ETH tip jar: 0xB6BC7b257E294f49fAB12Fe1C2C499Be9315725B)

Only $2,000 in cash other than immediate family? Holy shit. Did you have 30 people at the wedding?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447610)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 6:47 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

prole goyim -- see here for more info http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&mc=91&forum_id=2#35447256

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35447624)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: .,.,,..,..,.,.,:,,:,...,:;:,...,:,.,.:..:.,:.::,.


Crazy party spending $11.50 per head for booze. Sounds like you guys really blew it out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448093)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

we bought $2600 of booze. we returned the rest of it.

did you not read the threads where xo selected the booze?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448100)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:06 PM
Author: .....................:......:::.......;...........


What gifts are you guys giving for PDDJ’s sis wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448524)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

not sure yet. they gave us $200. probably the same amount. thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448573)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:22 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

$600 for alterations? WTF

lol @ $200 veil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448722)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

the alterations are complete flame. i think the dress place purposely has cheap-ish prices in order to capture you and then screw you on the alterations on the back end.

she had 3 basic alterations: 1) shortening the length to floor length, 2) taking in the sides (she had to get a bigger model bc she has big tits and a slim waist), 3) adding in hooks/buttons so she could pin the dress up during the reception.

the $600 included the shipping to are country, tbf.

the veil was the most basic possible, and it was $200. it's literally 2 pieces of mesh. sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448814)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Get Thee To The Rapery

lol @ using the dress shop for alterations. Find a private seamstress. None of that should've cost more than $100-200 total.

What a racket. My veil was like $60.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448916)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 9:52 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

the advantage of using the shop is that if they fuck it up, you can bitch at them and get them to give you a new dress. if a third party seamstress fucks it up, it's a huge downside.

of course, pddj's parents were paying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35448952)



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Date: February 21st, 2018 1:00 AM
Author: .,.,.,,,.,,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.,.,,.,.,.,.


180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35450365)



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Date: March 13th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)

UPDATE: we've already given back $300 of our gifts in gifts for 2 weddings since then. this is all fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35596289)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: Naomi Bat Osaka (*)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35754637)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 5:29 PM
Author: ...,.;.,;;..,.,;;,,.,;.,.,,.,;,,;.,.,,


Why are you self bumping this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898713&forum_id=2#35754777)